the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a Justin Bieber poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
i swear to fucking god
If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.
if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.
If you’re “mature” enough to eat, you’re mature enough to get food poisoning. Going to the hospital isn’t an option.
if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you
oh my fucking god
I LOVE THIS SO HARD.
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
I laughed so hard at this cuz that’s just hateful.