May 29th, 2012
animalstalkinginallcaps: COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS. WHERE WOULD WE GO, LUKE? WHAT WOULD WE EAT? ANYWHERE WE WANT, MY LOVE, AND ANYTHING WE CAN CATCH OR FIND IN DUMPSTERS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE SECURITY BUT YOU HAVE SHACKLES. YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVED BUT YOU ARE A TOY FOR OTHERS’ AMUSEMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU FREEDOM. TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL SET THE WORLD AFLAME. I DON’T KNOW, LUKE. YOU’RE JUST TOO DAMNED HANDSOME TO TRUST. I CAN’T HELP THAT, ALICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY. THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW IS OPEN. DON’T PACK A BAG. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS.

WHERE WOULD WE GO, LUKE? WHAT WOULD WE EAT?

ANYWHERE WE WANT, MY LOVE, AND ANYTHING WE CAN CATCH OR FIND IN DUMPSTERS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE SECURITY BUT YOU HAVE SHACKLES. YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVED BUT YOU ARE A TOY FOR OTHERS’ AMUSEMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU FREEDOM. TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL SET THE WORLD AFLAME.

I DON’T KNOW, LUKE. YOU’RE JUST TOO DAMNED HANDSOME TO TRUST.

I CAN’T HELP THAT, ALICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY. THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW IS OPEN. DON’T PACK A BAG. 

∞02:04 pm, reblogged  by toridoubleyew ∩1659
May 24th, 2012

shescomplex:

Shit Beyonce Says

Why do I wish Zoe Saldona was doing these spoofs? Why did the thought of that make me laugh out in this Kia waiting room?

(Source: husssel)

∞10:39 pm, reblogged  by toridoubleyew ∩588
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Slinky is trying so hard

(Source: videohall)

∞10:21 pm, reblogged  by toridoubleyew ∩59593
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theerager: lmaoo what?

theerager:

lmaoo what?

(Source: imgfave)

∞10:09 pm, reblogged  by toridoubleyew ∩4485
composedofnows:

composedofnows:

(Source: theoreticalurl)

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May 17th, 2012
damnthatswhack: Vamos Power Rangers [Imaginatemi]

damnthatswhack:

Vamos Power Rangers

[Imaginatemi]

∞02:02 pm, reblogged  by toridoubleyew ∩439
damnthatswhack: Now that I think about it, I do need a haircut. [jennadaily, via]

damnthatswhack:

Now that I think about it, I do need a haircut.

[jennadaily, via]

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(Source: world-shaker)

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