a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
why dont monkey and donkey rhyme
i am suddenly extremely angry
this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
Omfg
I LAUGHED SO MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE.
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i love almond and oval the most but i have round atm ))):
oval, round, and almond. :)
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What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….


